congressmanMIKE said: August 11, 2009 2:44 pm PST
Q: Hey why did Tony Romo not play for the first four years of his career?
A: Easy. Tony Romo was didnâ??t play the first four years because he was hunting Osama Bin Laden.
FOLLOW UP Q: Why didnâ??t Tony Romo find Bin Laden?
A: Tony Romo found Osama Bin Laden 3 years ago. He plans on revealing him when the new Stadium opens. He likes to make a big deal of things like that.
Q: If Tony Romo could play for any other team besides the Cowboys what team would it be?
A: Tony Romo doesnâ??t play for the Cowboys. The Cowboys play for Tony Romo. Heâ??s planning on extending their contract this season.
Q: Why is Tony Romo number 9?
A: Itâ??s actually an upside down lower cased q, for quarterback.
Q: Is football Tony Romoâ??s favorite sport?
A: No, actually he prefers deep sea fishing, aka Jessicas Snatch.
Q: Can Tony Romo find the Loch Ness Monster?
A: Tony Romo is the Loch Ness Monterâ??s keeper, wanna see a dead body?.
Q: What is Tony Romoâ??s least favorite penalty?
A: Delay of game, because it gives Tony Romo extra to check his hair!.
Q: Gee, Tony Romo sounds like a great guy, why doesnâ??t he run for president?
A: Tony Romo is not sure what a "president" is.. I live in Texas lets talk about steers and queers..
Q: If Tony Romo were a flower, what type of flower would he be?
A: A Pansey